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Cloudo.
Anyhow ah goat oot in time fir ma radio show oan monday, a wis jist aff the phone fae some bawsnif we hid jist prankied n a went outside tae get a can a bru.
A few doors down, yeh want tae huv seen the nick. Heavy hunners a gofficks heavy mas debatin way that mad burd ali ritchie, a saw hur the other day she hid a mad dress oan that looked like a fuckin bin bag, tellin yeh shes wan burd a widny mind goan shoppin way, get her dolled up n a widny mind bustin her polo. a hung aboot outside fir a bit listenin in, a found out it wis the “student representative council” an they'ur ment tae run the show up here fur aww the students. A listened in fir five minutes aw a heard wis cunts talkin about other meetings they'd hid and how they wur goany bring shite up at mad meetins next week. wan guy started this big speil about toap fees or sumin,
Our degrees are not for sale. Higher education should be free for everyone
not just the privileged...”
“AYE SO SHOULD YER MAW WEE MAN”
fuckin yaaaaaassss here we go a
thought, until this wee
specky knob jockey way a pure lisp stands up,
heavy geen it:
“If i could just addwess the chair of counthil for a thecond, thorry in
advance for breaking standing order pwotocols here,
“Here mate who dyeh say yer fightin?”
“The class war man”
"Whit? Heremate, talkin shite at meetins aw day doesn’y get fuck all done, n neither dis makin shitey banners n hingin thum oot yer winday by the way. See if yes want tae fight come doon tae ma bit thirs cunts fightin every night way bottles n knifes, no sittin in the QMU havin a meetin tae organise a meetin, na'am sayin?”
“Em its called raising awareness, and we’re fighting these battles on fees for people like you man”
“Youse urny fightin nothin fir me, your jist a cheapskate n dont want tae pay fir yer uni lifestyle. A get taxed 40 bucks a week tae keep clowns like you here, a dinny see you payin yir council tax ya mad rocket. Aye boost about n ‘Raise awareness’ aww yis want bit enda the day the only hing your fightin tae improve is yer ain CV”
“Well when i graduate man i’ll be paying more tax than that so ill be paying my fees off anyway”
“Here the only thing round here gettin taxed is your phone if yeh dont shut it”
The guy started talkin shite again bit a fucked off. Hing is way these cunts, they come tae uni then buy a fuckin poster fae the QM way that mad cunt way the tash n the bunit n hink thir a heavy socialist n aw at shite. If they want tae solve the worlds problems they want tae get the fuck out of offshore n get intae the real world – a joab n that yeh know. Anyway a need tae boost av goat a radio show tae day.
“Youse urny fightin nothin fir me, your
jist a cheapskate n dont want tae pay fir yer uni lifestyle...
Aye boost about n ‘Raise awareness’ aww yis want bit enda the day the only hing your fightin tae improve is yer ain CV”
Aye boost about n ‘Raise awareness’ aww yis want bit enda the day the only hing your fightin tae improve is yer ain CV”
A wis about tae propose a motion tae rip he's sacks aff then at other clown starts up again-
“hey Stevie calm down man, dyou not understand, he’s totaly what we’re fightin for - its people like him who deserve an education, not just the rich. This is yet another product of capitalist marketisation man, we should be using our power to fight this class system – here’s a prime example of someone
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