Kickin baws an breakin jaws
Z A went to see that matrix the other day, guy tried to charge us 6 fuckin notes, a wis like "here how come that blowjob air there gets in for 3.50 then?" and the mad office junior behind the till wis like "well sir that gentleman over there is a student". A wis goanny rattle the guy fir his  cheek bit a widda goat chipped out, an the burd wanted tae see the film so a paid ma six bar. But no fuckin way wis a payin for ma burd, naw a let her in the fire exit at the back – no danger am a shellin out 12 bucks for us tae see a film a could get oan dvd up the barras for a fiver. By the way if you’ve no seen it, don’t go - its shite. Full a mad gofiks flyin about the air kidin on thir Jackie Chan.
 

A went tae the toilet for a snout halfway through, right, and there wis these two bottons standin geein it:
“Well man its like the big question in life man, the blue pill or the red pill.
- Totally man what if like all the actors and stuff are outside the matrix, trying to reveal to the world of the matrix existence man.
- Or maybe those same people are all just pawns of the machines and lead us to think in that way, in some sort of control scheme of the machines.
- Yeah, totally man.” 

 

A thought a wis gonnay get ma arse raped until a relised they were heavy virgins, so a said tae the wan way the long leather jacket “here mate, use want tae get a fuckin grip, get yirselfs a bit a puntang,  nau't am sayin? Here whit use all about? At film's shite.”
Botton 1: - hu, i think you'll find that the wahchofski brothers are actually years ahead of their time
Botton 2: - i mean, it's probably went right over his head.
         A wis goanny put ma bottle of irn bru air his head but his coupon wisny worth

  way wan cup of coffee - way a heavy discount - smokin joints, talkin shite about life and the world. Use probably huvny been outside partick tae st enoch on the underground. See if a get asked fir student ID wan mair time when am out for a drink am goany start kickin baws and breakin jaws. Use hink ye earn it? See while use are sittin talkin baws about top up fees am freezin ma arse off oan a buildin site in kilmarnock fir 80 pound a week."
At fuckin shut them up bit they were heavy lookin down thir noses at me, so a said tae wan a them "shows yir phone mate" he whips out this brick and gees it "well if you mean this Samsung sphn270 then I’m not going to hand over a phone of this calibre to the likes-
"FUCKIN shut up an gees yir phone ya dick."
Here before a boost shout out tae ma muckers belchy an K fae the herald  diary. Hear them oan ma subcity show this Monday yaaasss!
 

catch ye versace,
Cloudo
 

By the way, see if its your phone a stole, don’t worry there wis nae missed calls ya sad bastard – heavy 10 people in yir phonebook, n you can get it back if you go down tae Cash Converters, fuckin try an get a student discount in there ya mad rockit.
“use want tae get a grip.
A dont live in a mad matrix mate, use students ir the wans livin in a fuckin lala land, sittin about in offshore for 4 hours way wan cup of coffee”
 

20p nagh a mean.
    Botton 1: do you not see man, its like we live in a society where we're powerless, like theres a world order thats controling it all man
    Botton 2: yeah man even the governments don't have real control
    Me: "aye nay bother, use want tae get a grip. A dont live in a mad matrix mate, use students use ir the wans livin in a fuckin lala land. See aw use day is sit about in offshore for 4 hours

   

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