Cloudo runs amock
Z Some mad gofik guy comes up to me after ma radio show and says: "hey man i really loved your show there man, i like, really feel the statement your makeing man". I wis about tae ask for a loan of his phone right, then he whips out this newspaper n starts geein it "hey man this is my paper man, it would be totally sweet if you could write a colum for us man." So here a um writein a colum in a mad gofik newspaper.  I read the last wan, full of heavy office juniors bangin on about how freshers week was shite and about how some mad guy widny talk to them - nae fuckin wonder - see cause of yer oxfam claithes he probably thought youse wur gonnay ask for spare change. The only good thing in that paper wis that Filth bit. Fuckin buzzin. Me an wee cheesy went doon tae the guu tae join in the fun, its ment tae be studnts only or sumthin but ma mate gobo is a bouncer there so we were sorted. A thought it wid be like the filth newsletter, full of mad fresher sluts -
     WIS IT FUCK.
 

Full of heavy bottons way rugby shirts and fuckin mad acents thinkin there the bees knees boostin about in

   

their das merc. I wis tryin tae get some puntang in that hive bit, but aww the burds were fuckin dancin tae fuckin mad tunes fae nineteen canteen, heavy "I AM THE ONE AND ONLY" an aww that pumpin out. A wis like: "here get a fuckin grip, use didny even have pubes when that song came

   

a state, am fuckin sick a seein use boostin about lookin like fannys way cloths that dont fit lookin like sumthin out of gta vice city.

Check the nick of that burd on the front cover, ave seen her goin about way nae shoes on, she's wonderin why students are gettin mugged, simple - if you didnt dress like fannys we wouldny gie you a doin. I know use heavy slag ma dress sence but a fuckin bergaus is better than some suit jacket with patches on it fae topman, see if that keeps you warm when your out. See if at Ali Ritchie didny dress like ma grannys curtains and she goat herself dolled up, she'd be a wee darlin but fuck knows what fuckin diseases use gofiks have goat. 

If yeh want tae complain about this or if yeh want to be in way the gofiks at optimo by kidin on your pals way a ned then listen tae ma happy hardcore show on Monday night 8-10 on subcity, if yeh want to complain in writing send it tae: blowmajoe@hotmail.com

Yours truly,

Cloudo

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“See if at Ali Ritchie didny dress like ma grannys curtains and she goat herself dolled up, she'd be a wee darlin.”
 

out." Then wan of them went: "ehh its ironic you idiot." Naw, its ironic that your maw wis gettin herself pregnant when that song came out and your now tryin to get some guy to shag you by dancin tae it.

I tried tae climb tae the top of that hing in the corner tae get a better swatch of they fresher burds filth had in it, but wee cheesy goat us kicked out for throwin some bawjaws aff the side of it. Am heavy suein them for false advertising that flyer sounded shit hot, if a see Tom Berry about am gonnay smash hes dial in for um. Ats the hing way use students but, yis hink yis are fuckin cool, but yer

 

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